Morgue File

A collection of photos and quotes
with a smattering of personal business.

i-am-lizbear-hear-me-roar:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

Holy hell

(Source: gxldslvgs, via suddenlycomics)

Hospitaler (Paladin Archetype)

dailycharacteroption:

We’ve looked at healing-themed paladins before, the oath of charity healing others with more power than self-healing, and changing mercies daily to suit the challenges of the day.Today we’ll be looking at a paladin archetype that is truly a healer first, warrior second.

The hospitalers are the…

idreamyou:

illumi—-naughty:

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards


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idreamyou:

illumi—-naughty:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

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alchemyprime:

daedricvacuum:

alchemyprime:

noctumsolis:

quasi-normalcy:

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

Is that a theta next to the “One World” thingamabob? 
THOU SHALT NOT CALCULATE THINE ANGLES THOU SHALT EYEBALL IT ONLY!!! LEST YE DIIIIIIIIIIIIEE….

Wait…”trilateralism?” Like, as in, economic relations between North America, Europe, and Japan?

A staff of Asclepius? So medicine is satanic?

As is Saint Luke’s cross (because it’s Jack Chick, the dude thinks Catholics have a super computer to eradicate all the protestants)

Is LOTR seriously on there
Lord of the rings is on there

D&D - one of the creators was a Christian (not sure about Arneson, but I suspect it too), and one of their major settings was made by two super devout Mormons. Yeah… it always bothered me that “Oh, D&D leads to Satanism” was an argument.You know why it doesn’t lead to Satanism? Because Satan is CR 39. God has no statblock. I can’t kill God. I can’t even think of killing God. But Satan? That guy is worth 209,920,000 XP. (Tome of Horrors Complete, page 212) He drops the Rod of Infernus and Hell’s Redoubt armor, which I’m fairly certain you can get XP for either purifying and returning to their angelic roots or destroying.See, D&D doesn’t want you to follow Satan. It wants you to stalk Satan, murder him and steal his stuff. 

alchemyprime:

daedricvacuum:

alchemyprime:

noctumsolis:

quasi-normalcy:

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

Is that a theta next to the “One World” thingamabob? 

THOU SHALT NOT CALCULATE THINE ANGLES THOU SHALT EYEBALL IT ONLY!!! LEST YE DIIIIIIIIIIIIEE….

Wait…”trilateralism?” Like, as in, economic relations between North America, Europe, and Japan?

A staff of Asclepius? So medicine is satanic?

As is Saint Luke’s cross (because it’s Jack Chick, the dude thinks Catholics have a super computer to eradicate all the protestants)

Is LOTR seriously on there

Lord of the rings is on there

D&D - one of the creators was a Christian (not sure about Arneson, but I suspect it too), and one of their major settings was made by two super devout Mormons. 
Yeah… it always bothered me that “Oh, D&D leads to Satanism” was an argument.
You know why it doesn’t lead to Satanism? 
Because Satan is CR 39. God has no statblock. 
I can’t kill God. I can’t even think of killing God. But Satan? That guy is worth 209,920,000 XP. (Tome of Horrors Complete, page 212) He drops the Rod of Infernus and Hell’s Redoubt armor, which I’m fairly certain you can get XP for either purifying and returning to their angelic roots or destroying.

See, D&D doesn’t want you to follow Satan. It wants you to stalk Satan, murder him and steal his stuff. 

(Source: muzaken, via lawfulgoodness)